Whu is dis dood namd jebus?

ok so i wuz walkin in teh mall and this dood in blak came up to me and he sayz jebus love you. i say eww man no i not gay jebus dont be like omg man he goes jebus is teh savor and i like if he my savor wat he like better xbox 360 ps3 or wii he didnt say anything den i say jebus is a n00b so i came on the comp and now i ask you duods thnks for helpn me and listenin cuz no 1 listens thnks plz i dont want this jebus dood stalkn me cuz i not gay i lik girlz thnx